hisbelle: my life goal is now to own domino’s pizza i can like give free pizzas to michael aranda and then he’ll like fall in love with me yup who needs school
omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all people with periods because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about $240 a year and we have to spend it and people without periods don’t and it’s not our fault so they should be free we should just stop buying them and bleed on everything they love
queenkickass: i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again but then they respond and it’s like i come running in HI HI HOW WAS YOUR DAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK I LOVE YOU
littlecolumbus: So today I was taking a dump inside a washroom with motion activated lighting. But the light kept turning off after 30 seconds so I had to keep waving my arms while taking a dump :((
People: You look tired
Me: But I'm not tired
Me: I'm just ugly
k-dawgggg: damniitkyle: susaaan: OMFGJGKHAKJHFKJADFHK AHHHHHHHH i miss her but JEssuss omygod lulz susan
I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in...
Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
Spider: No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
Me: Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
Spider: Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.
You wonder why I'm insecure? Because there are...
Dan 윤정식 ♛: Today I was reminded how short life... →
danistumblring: We all associate death with old age, but it really is not like that..who knows when our last times will be, it could be in 1 minute, 1 hour, 1 day, 1 week, 1 year, 80 years..we don’t know. When I get reminded about this fact, it makes me think a lot. We all need to be so thankful for what we have,…
Fuck what anybody thinks.
tommy-vu: Think about it , we’re temporary beings in this life. Any day could be your day to go. Just do what makes you happy. Fuck what anybody else thinks because your reputation is what people think you are. Your character is who you are.
people I call "dude."
male friends: dude
female friends: dude
cis friends: dude
queer friends: dude
trans* friends: dude
my parents: dude
my boss: dude
the president: mr. dude
the queen: your dudeness
the pope: holy dude
Yes, I'm Asian.
vhattitsteto: Yes, I eat noodles. Yes, I eat rice. Yes, I use chopsticks. Yes, I got slanted eyes. No, I don’t do Kung Fu and I don’t do karate. I’m different looking. Yeah, I can speak English. I don’t go ching chong. I don’t eat cats. I don’t eat dogs. Shut the fuck with all that bullshit. You’re ignorant as hell. And you’re a racist punk. Go back to my country? Bitch, I live in America....
When my friends ask me what I've been up too...
sodamnrelatable: Yeah just being ..you know alive and stuff.. via sodamnrelatable